1. Looks like she just got Branded

  2. Frank Burns

    “Corr blimey! I has to walk like a duck since Russel done his business in me, I does I does! Oh well, time for tea? Pip pip Cheerio, guv’na!”

  3. Animal

    Hopping down the street, apparently.

  4. Emma Watson's Vagina

    much like Tara Reid i would most shamefully fuck her brains out.

  5. kimmykimkim

    “1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!”

  6. Good for you, Gerri. Swiping some of Russell’s clothes when you broke it off with him.

  7. Jill Ess

    BREAKING NEWS: Kirsten Dunst Gets A Tan!

  8. Blech

    Thank goodness that bag is holding her down…

  9. Paddy McC

    Ladies pay attention…that’s how you will walk when Russell Brand’s done with you.

  10. Tidbit

    I broke it off mid cobbling of my legs for him. Two more sessions would have had me wheelchair bound and him half aroused.

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