What is that blooming in the background? I need a botanical expert.
Doctor Botanus—time to live up to your name.
Heyyyy!! Since when am I an expert on anything?
My screen name comes from a shitty Japanese horror movie from the Sixties. Coincidentally, that “thing” in the upper left bears eerie resemblance to a monster found in that film.
Sorry to disappoint you folks. But I sure am glad Sharon Stone finally found a good camera angel to be shot at.
Looks like a Bromeliad. I can’t keep those fuckers alive.
My clevia keeps growing, but won’t bloom…fucking thing.
It can take several years for tropical plants to bloom. I say wait a few years. If it still doesn’t bloom, give it bleach and put it out of its misery.
Have you tried looser underwear?
I have one right now! A Guzmania Bromeliad. Naturally I named it Luis Guzman.
Probably a cum blossom.
She’s clearly servicing an amorphophallus titanum.
I have no idea which one is Sharon. Is she the pretty one on the chairs? Or the butch-y one on the left?
Either way, this photo is weird.
Could be the one on the right that probably isn’t wearing a bra and looks like they no longer give a fuck.
If Sharon Stone were the one on the left, we’d be able to see her nipples poking out.
Neither Lesbain nor Straig man are interested…
“So in the sequel…instead I will stand on the chairs like this…and bend forward…they call it an homage…”
Is she a permanent part of the exhibit?
I’ll add some black to that blue.
So which one is Sharon stone the lesbian on the ground or the prostitute on the chair?
i like the jeans
50% off and it comes with a model of what she thinks she still looks like? I bet she HAD to buy it…
Punk Granny is thinking, “Hey Cargo Shorts, you can’t be serious.”
She’s going to ruin Mr. Wilson’s plant.
So we’re all just going to ignore Jamie Lee Curtis in the hazmat uniform?
There, Doctor. My ass cheeks used to be up THIS high. How much will this cost me?
If she pulled her pants down I could lick her asshole standing up.
This reminds me of when I go check out some art in Chelsea and… don”t know what the fuck I’m looking at…
“You’re looking at her ass, aren’t you?”
What a pleasant surprise! Sharon Stone still has a nice ass!
Hey, Pal, I’m already sporting a semi – whadda ya say we give her a DP while she’s up there?
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