Kate Upton at the 2013 Style Awards and Kick Off of Mercedes-Benz New York Fashion Week. (September 4, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
She’s gonna get fat real soon if she doesn’t watch herself
hope she has a time machine to watch it happen.
15 years down the road is not going to look like Christie Brinkley.
15 more pounds, and she’ll be looking like Billy Joel.
I’m not sure what that zipper does, but I’m willing to put time into the investigation.
I think she drank a lot of beer over the holiday weekend.
Corn dogs may also have played a role in her Labor Day celebrations.
Well, that just makes me love her even MORE.
There’s a lot there to love.
Sweet, another 20lbs. and she’ll be in my league…
YOU WANNA WAKE UP NEXT TO THE KING?
In five years she will be playing lead in ”The life and death of Lindsay Lohan, a Hollywood Child Actress Slip Though the Cracks, A Hard Look At the Justice System, What Could Have Saved Lindsay, If Anything.”
In five years she’ll be playing Stifler’s mom in “American Pie’s We Ran Out of Pie”
Moo! That happened faster than I thought it would.
Her career may be somewhat abbreviated.
She really wants to start early on those insulin shots.
She’s always had an “odd” body. not saying it’s a bad body. but it’s proportioned funny. and there’s a little jiggle to her… it’s nice.
I think it’s time she consider a bra.
She always has a positively derpy expression on her face. I’d make a crack about guys doing her from behind, but I think that would lose the two big reasons she’s so beloved in the first place.
Great – some more career advice from geniuses and/or perfect physical specimens.
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