superficial

  1. Odbarc

    Nice skeleton, ma’am.

  2. Whoa, what happened to Rachel Zoe?

  3. Doctor_Joystick

    Jeez, when did she get so fat?

  4. It’s a good thing he’s holding her back; as mad as she looks, somebody could get poked!

  5. Faces of Meth Presents: Taylor Swift

  6. fred

    Rachel Zoe at fashion week showing her new line, Crypt Keeper Chic.

  7. I never knew clutches came “Studded for her pleasure”.

  8. Dick Nose

    Man the harpoons !!!

  9. As cuddly as a coat hanger

  10. heey

    Food doesn’t like her.

  11. KToThaJ

    It’s not her fault she’s that skinny…She’s been dining with Jonah Hill and he eats all the food odd her plate.

  12. glam

    Jesus Christ, Zoe. Your upper arms are skinnier than your lower arms and I can see every freakin bone in your chest….breathing in air does not count as sustenance.

  13. the worst part – she’s pregnant.

  14. I guess her husband is out of luck in getting a tit fuck from her.

  15. Whoops, “That frog I been carrying around in my anus just fell out”

  16. cc

    She looks like a starving reptile.

  17. Jeebus. Looks like the Crypt-keeper channeling Madonna.

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