superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    Jonah Hill hangs out with all the big stars now.

  2. broduhjenner

    well, i’d like to wake up alive. but if you roll over, i’m gonna suffocate.

  3. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Someone’s T-Shirt is missing the word ‘Burger’.

  4. “Lishen, Ted… You’rre a grreat wingman, but the shirrt’s not worrking, and itsh attracting too many fairriesh.”

  5. Nothing makes a man look old like an oxford shirt tucked into shorts pulled up too high.

  6. Katie

    “The name’s Bond. Sea Bond.”

  7. I'mCool

    “He sent one of ours to the hospital; we sent one of his to the morgue. Now we all just go to the buffet.”

    • CrashHell

      Today our 1st runner-up gets a KCCO T-shirt and a hardback copy of Farrah Abraham’s new book, “There in the Back Again, a Hobo’s Tale”

  8. Happyfirefly

    Sean Connery is proud to be the mentor for the Blue team on Biggest Loser this season.

  9. Does he wear boxers or briefs?
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    Depends.

    I’ll show myself out.

  10. The Expendeds.

  11. “Alright ramblers. Let’s get rambling.”

  12. The sensation you are feeling is the Thickening.

  13. This is a sad day. Sean Connery has offically reached the point where I would no longer hit it. Sad sad day.

  14. The Pope

    The League of Ordinary…men.

  15. fred

    That was awfully nice of Mr. Connery to lend that fat guy his belt so that his shorts wouldn’t fall off. I don’t know why eceryone always says he is mean.

  16. Goldfinger

    “No, Mr Bond, I expect your friend to diet.”

  17. Bond, Gold Bond.

  18. shliding. -not shupported.

  19. heey

    Which ever way Connery falls it’ll be a soft landing. Bet the photographer in front of him aint no slim jim either.

  20. cc

    ‘C’mon lads, if we want independence we’ve got to cook and eat the Royal Family’

  21. WTF is going on with that guy’s skort?

  22. That dude is pimping for Sean Connery…??? Maybe he doesn’t realize that Mr. Connery only played the king. Pretty good idea, though.

  23. Voice of Reisling

    Somewhere, Wes Anderson is orgasming.

  24. Mr. Connery has tripled his personal security detail since the rouge shitzu attack.

  25. R…o…g..u..e——–Christ!

  26. I slept with Sean Connery, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. And crabs.

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