Jonah Hill hangs out with all the big stars now.
well, i’d like to wake up alive. but if you roll over, i’m gonna suffocate.
Someone’s T-Shirt is missing the word ‘Burger’.
INTERNET! WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!
How did this not make it to “The Most Famous People On The Internet?”
“Lishen, Ted… You’rre a grreat wingman, but the shirrt’s not worrking, and itsh attracting too many fairriesh.”
Nothing makes a man look old like an oxford shirt tucked into shorts pulled up too high.
The man is 83, give him a break. Most of us won’t make it that old; he looks great.
He is great!
don’t get me wrong, Connery is an awesome dude…but nobody looks good with a dress shirt tucked into shorts.
then again, the guy next to him is making him look downright stylish.
and still, he’s getting more pussy than any ten people here combined.
“The name’s Bond. Sea Bond.”
“He sent one of ours to the hospital; we sent one of his to the morgue. Now we all just go to the buffet.”
Today our 1st runner-up gets a KCCO T-shirt and a hardback copy of Farrah Abraham’s new book, “There in the Back Again, a Hobo’s Tale”
Sean Connery is proud to be the mentor for the Blue team on Biggest Loser this season.
Does he wear boxers or briefs?
I’ll show myself out.
“Alright ramblers. Let’s get rambling.”
The sensation you are feeling is the Thickening.
I really hope this makes the comments of the week.
Oh my God, I am in tears..
This is a sad day. Sean Connery has offically reached the point where I would no longer hit it. Sad sad day.
Sshhhh, Shhhhhh, Sssshhhh….. That’s just the notenoughvodka talking…
The League of Ordinary…men.
That was awfully nice of Mr. Connery to lend that fat guy his belt so that his shorts wouldn’t fall off. I don’t know why eceryone always says he is mean.
“No, Mr Bond, I expect your friend to diet.”
Bond, Gold Bond.
shliding. -not shupported.
Which ever way Connery falls it’ll be a soft landing. Bet the photographer in front of him aint no slim jim either.
‘C’mon lads, if we want independence we’ve got to cook and eat the Royal Family’
WTF is going on with that guy’s skort?
You can tell by the fat dude’s tartan that he is a member of Clan Snooki!
That dude is pimping for Sean Connery…??? Maybe he doesn’t realize that Mr. Connery only played the king. Pretty good idea, though.
Somewhere, Wes Anderson is orgasming.
Mr. Connery has tripled his personal security detail since the rouge shitzu attack.
I slept with Sean Connery, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. And crabs.
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Sean Connery in New York City. (September 4, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN