Jessica Pare at the 2013 Style Awards and Kick Off of Mercedes-Benz New York Fashion Week. (September 4, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
You can always depend on TCWM to deliver us a couple corpses for our viewing pleasure.
“Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.” We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. Not just pretty words…
i approve of this reference.
Vladimir, I vont to sock your blod.
She’s a Voguean Vampire…they feed off the energy of pretentious style trends and Euro Trash fashion. After feeding, she throws it back up.
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a hundred times, You’re never suppose to mix the bloodlines of vampires and werebeavers.
Cara Mia, such BEAUTY!
That’s only funny because of your name :)
I got the same wax lips as a kid trick or treating!
This reminds me of when Bugs Bunny used to dress up like a woman.
I wanna eat that beaver
I see what you did there…
Terminator 8: Rise of the Choppers
Might as well face it, she’s addicted to logs.
“Eh, what’s up doc?”
Did somebody say …wood?
Nick Cave looks like shit
Angelina Jolie is looking healthier. Good for her!
i wouldn’t let it’s face near my junk. Neither would you.
Carrots! Get your carrots here! (in Peter Griffin’s voice)
I bet she has a hard time eating soup.
but I bet you she can eat the hell out of some corn on the cob.
can’t get “another one bites the dust” out of my head
Because Don Draper loves getting blown by a lipstick wearing chipmunk with a huge rack.
Haha! Wait, did you say “a huge rack”?
Is she auditioning for the last season of True Blood as Nosferatu’s daughter?
How much blood could a woodchuck suck …
I’m mesmerized by her mouth. And her breasts, too. Just saying…
For such a beautiful woman, she takes some awkward fucking pictures.
My gay best friend taught me the “bite the inside of your cheeks to make your face thinner” trick.
Vanessa! You’re a fembot!
And it snapples off jar lids and beer cans and it really really works!
WTF HAPPENED TO HER.
she was hot in hot tub time machine.
It’s like Stephen Baldwin, wearing a mask from the “blue steel, vampire series” collection.
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