1. elephantman


  2. Cock Dr

    You can always depend on TCWM to deliver us a couple corpses for our viewing pleasure.

  3. “Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.” We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. Not just pretty words…

  4. bob

    Vladimir, I vont to sock your blod.

  5. She’s a Voguean Vampire…they feed off the energy of pretentious style trends and Euro Trash fashion. After feeding, she throws it back up.

  6. If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a hundred times, You’re never suppose to mix the bloodlines of vampires and werebeavers.

  7. G Addams

    Cara Mia, such BEAUTY!

  8. Beer Baron

    I got the same wax lips as a kid trick or treating!

  9. caley

    This reminds me of when Bugs Bunny used to dress up like a woman.

  10. blerg

    I wanna eat that beaver

  11. fred

    Terminator 8: Rise of the Choppers

  12. crb

    Might as well face it, she’s addicted to logs.

  13. Curious

    “Eh, what’s up doc?”

  14. Uncle Joey

    Did somebody say …wood?

  15. Nick Cave looks like shit

  16. heey

    Angelina Jolie is looking healthier. Good for her!

  17. i wouldn’t let it’s face near my junk. Neither would you.

  18. cc

    Carrots! Get your carrots here! (in Peter Griffin’s voice)

  19. I bet she has a hard time eating soup.

  20. can’t get “another one bites the dust” out of my head

  21. Pippi Longcocking

    Because Don Draper loves getting blown by a lipstick wearing chipmunk with a huge rack.

  22. spikedtounge

    Is she auditioning for the last season of True Blood as Nosferatu’s daughter?

  23. How much blood could a woodchuck suck …

  24. I’m mesmerized by her mouth. And her breasts, too. Just saying…

  25. For such a beautiful woman, she takes some awkward fucking pictures.

  26. eilliM

    My gay best friend taught me the “bite the inside of your cheeks to make your face thinner” trick.

  27. alexxx

    Vanessa! You’re a fembot!

  28. Panninthru

    And it snapples off jar lids and beer cans and it really really works!

  29. anonym


    she was hot in hot tub time machine.

  30. It’s like Stephen Baldwin, wearing a mask from the “blue steel, vampire series” collection.

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