superficial

  1. it had to be said

    “Oh, shit. We’re going in there?”

  2. Cock Dr

    What are they looking at that’s causing such faces?

  3. sad panda

    Is that Rob Lowe in the background? Oh shit, it is contagious!

  4. swearin

    “it’s not an open bar? Ewww”

  5. “You expected me to wash my hair AND wear a suit? Fuck you.”

  6. Minky Wail

    It’s Matthew McConaughey’s shirted body double.

  7. Raoul

    “THIS IS … a damn sausage fest. Let’s get out of here.”

  8. Kat

    Does he actually look a bit better or is it just because he’s surrounded by monstrously ugly people?

  9. “Procure me more meth, Willoby, I fear the Reaper is nigh.”

  10. farting old man's wife

    Ugh what is that smell?? Oh yeah its my decaying body!!

  11. DeucePickle

    So he looks like this for a role, right ?
    I’m guessing The Machinist 2 ?

  12. “Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr….you mean like that?”

  13. CranAppleSnapple

    I’d bang that Klaus Kinski dude by the door before I’d ever go near the Butler.

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