“It’s a haggis dog. Wanna bite?”
After you’ve recovered from a cancer scare I guess anything tastes good.
He looks like my grandfather when he takes his teeth out.
Only in Scotland will they deep fry your dentures
The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.
“This hotdog is like the market, kid.” Gecco retorted, “If your going to take a bite, make sure you get it all the way down your throat.”
I’m still alive bitches!
“Because my dick’s THIS big. THAT’S why she married me. Next question!”
It’s creepy that they saved him, but made him come back in his dads ancient body.
Anyone seen my teeth, I gotta have my teeth in to eat this Dawg.
You don’t need teeth to eat a hot dog bun. It may take an hour and a half, but you don’t need teeth.
“Please God let me live long enough to eat this hotdog.”
He photobombs even his own pictures… that’s talent, in my book.
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