1. it had to be said

    “It’s a haggis dog. Wanna bite?”

  2. Cock Dr

    After you’ve recovered from a cancer scare I guess anything tastes good.

  3. He looks like my grandfather when he takes his teeth out.

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Only in Scotland will they deep fry your dentures

  5. Joe

    The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.

  6. Tad Bit Tipsy

    “This hotdog is like the market, kid.” Gecco retorted, “If your going to take a bite, make sure you get it all the way down your throat.”

  7. I’m still alive bitches!

  8. Raoul

    “Because my dick’s THIS big. THAT’S why she married me. Next question!”

  9. Mwaddams

    It’s creepy that they saved him, but made him come back in his dads ancient body.

  10. Jester

    Anyone seen my teeth, I gotta have my teeth in to eat this Dawg.

  11. DeucePickle

    You don’t need teeth to eat a hot dog bun. It may take an hour and a half, but you don’t need teeth.

  12. “Please God let me live long enough to eat this hotdog.”

  13. Manowl

    He photobombs even his own pictures… that’s talent, in my book.

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