“We were supposed to use a condom?”
“He haz–how you say?–put ze little werewolf in my brown cave, non?”
Best. Comment. Ever. I will think of it often as I twirl an imaginary handlebar moustache.
He cannot hide the disgust of having to stand beside a female and she cannot hide the fear of finding a 12″ dildo shoved up his butt.
why does the TSA allow his hair on a flight? definitely more hazardous than a box cutter.
Zut Alors, he is a gay.
If he wasn’t gay before, he sure is now… Sarah Jessica Parker has a French love child?
So Kristen Stewart graduated from pot to meth & looks like she’s really into that vampire thing too, who knew it wasn’t all just an act?!
that face could stop a clock
I’m guessing she has more hair in her armpits than he has on his entire body.
“No, he is not a ‘homo’. I am his girlfriend, don’t you see me here with him ? How could he be gay when he is with a woman ? Man and woman, together, heterosexual, got it ? This interview is over !”
Taylor and his fembot Gracie just before Austin (Danger) Powers danced until their heads blew off.
She’s the human version of Insanity Puppy
I know, lady… we’re all shocked he gets work, too.
Glad to see the lead singer of Dokken back on the scene.
This doesn’t LOOK like Paris Hilton
Merde! Zey tol’ me I would ‘ave to be seen with Taylor Swift! Zis is not ‘er?
What’s the French word for “douche”?
Get away, you trannies! He’s mine!!!
Get away! I give zee evil eyeballs!!!
You mean I slept with him and he’s not really famous?
clonos, the parts horror. Part II
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Taylor Lautner in Paris. (September 28, 2011)