superficial

  1. it had to be said

    “We were supposed to use a condom?”

  2. JC

    “He haz–how you say?–put ze little werewolf in my brown cave, non?”

  3. He cannot hide the disgust of having to stand beside a female and she cannot hide the fear of finding a 12″ dildo shoved up his butt.

  4. whiskeyafternoon

    why does the TSA allow his hair on a flight? definitely more hazardous than a box cutter.

  5. Venom

    Zut Alors, he is a gay.

  6. pdan

    “Alright, one…two…”

    “Surprise reacharound!!!”

    *click*

  7. dontkillthemessenger

    If he wasn’t gay before, he sure is now… Sarah Jessica Parker has a French love child?

  8. So Kristen Stewart graduated from pot to meth & looks like she’s really into that vampire thing too, who knew it wasn’t all just an act?!

  9. a powers

    that face could stop a clock

  10. Minky Wail

    I’m guessing she has more hair in her armpits than he has on his entire body.

  11. Bonky

    “No, he is not a ‘homo’. I am his girlfriend, don’t you see me here with him ? How could he be gay when he is with a woman ? Man and woman, together, heterosexual, got it ? This interview is over !”

  12. Perplexity

    Taylor and his fembot Gracie just before Austin (Danger) Powers danced until their heads blew off.

  13. AnnaDraconida

    She’s the human version of Insanity Puppy

  14. I know, lady… we’re all shocked he gets work, too.

  15. The Brown Streak

    Glad to see the lead singer of Dokken back on the scene.

  16. DeucePickle

    This doesn’t LOOK like Paris Hilton

  17. MisterSuccint

    Merde! Zey tol’ me I would ‘ave to be seen with Taylor Swift! Zis is not ‘er?

  18. MisterSuccint

    What’s the French word for “douche”?

  19. Get away, you trannies! He’s mine!!!
    Get away! I give zee evil eyeballs!!!

  20. tlmck

    You mean I slept with him and he’s not really famous?

  21. karmichael

    clonos, the parts horror. Part II

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