Clue number one that it was water and not vodka in that bottle: Hoff is is not consuming it.
“What’s this 80 proof shit? I said 120, dammit!”
“And this is what it looks like when they shoot in on your face but keep your mouth open. You get used to the taste if you gargle with peroxide for a week.”
David Hasselhof seen swallowing a massive aspirin to try and ward off his hangover while standing on the podium and spraying water at the crowd after the Dom Perignon drinking contest…
It makes perfect sense that the Irish would lap this kind of entertainment right up.
I actually think the danger factor here is a diet high in cabbage, since the Germans love him. Lay off the slaw and you’ll be fine.
Throw water in our faces while you’re in your undershirt, sure, but please, please, for the love of all that is holy, don’t let a black chick run around topless in our fields.
haha nice, TM
OOPS meant TF
After the Gay Matrix, Hoff got used to squirting while having something white in his mouth.
Is that a marshmallow in his mouth?
Raise your hand if you played Pudgy Bunny.
Seen: Hasselhoff slinging a bottle of his own urine at someone.
Not seen: Kim Kardashian in the audience, front row center.
Where’s his trusty squeegee?
“performing” what exactly? anyone?
Took the words right out of my mouth! Get out of my head, you little rascal!
How dare someone insult that belt buckle?
Trig Palin: circa 2066.
Shamelessly taken from cheese mitts brilliance.
No! No! No! You’re supposed to sit in the chair, and pull the cord, and all the water will fall on you!
If it’s not Cris’, it’s piss !
First the cheesburgers. Now this.
“hey you kids …. get off my lawn!”
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