1. it had to be said

    “The third thing is that my nipple does NOT look like a damned pepperoni.”

  2. JC

    “People wouldn’t be so obsessed with staring my nipple if they weren’t trying to avoid looking at my rancid face!”

  3. Frank The Duck

    No, I said two Burritos Grande, four Chimichangas and a Diet Coke. Why can’t you people understand English…

  4. My Left Nut


  5. Venom

    I wish someone would just walk up to her and punch her dead in the face.
    I would just laugh incessantly.

  6. your mom

    Does she ever NOT look like a PMS rampage?

  7. wtf

    she scares the living hell out of me.

  8. …and in the third place, stop fucking calling me “Tit Mom”!

  9. Nancy Grace SUCKS!!!

    At least that worn-leather look isn’t just on his nipples, it extends all the way to her face. Hey Nancy…. STFU Bitch!!

  10. Perplexity

    …and four – if you actually saw my nipple, your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

  11. Tuppy

    She gives me the impression that she thinks people care about the bitter, moronic crap she says…

  12. Mwaddams

    I’m just thankful she is now covering those things with a jean jacket. Better safe than sorry.

  13. CranAppleSnapple

    Didn’t she marry Drew Carey’s tranny brother?

  14. Jester

    I will FNG kill you in 3, 2……………………..

  15. MisterSuccint

    “I say it was a Breast Petal and I will sue the ass off anyone who says different!”

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