Lance Armstrong at the 100th Milan San Remo Classic Cycling Race in Milan, Italy. (September 26, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
It takes a lot of ball to enter a race after his scandals.
Do you think he ever got a prosthetic?
You know.. to even things out?
“Here, let me show you how to hack into the mainframe and alter your finish time.”
It was a pretty low class joke to stuff a soccer ball in his shorts.
Bogus photo. Milan-San Remo 2013 was held March 16 and Armstrong did not ride.
He’s filling out the order form for the PEDs.
I’m pretty sure he lied about the cancer too. The fact that he’s still showing his face at races PROVES that he’s still got plenty of balls!
This was a photo I did not need to see.
Cyclists are such losers
I mean, they really are.
They’re like the dorky cross-country kids in college. They think they’re funny and cool, but no one really gives a shit about them or what they do,
Hey! I ran cross country in college.
Sounds like someone didn’t make the cross country team in college and is still upset about it.
If I remember correctly, he was too busy getting stoned and plowing crazy chicks in college to run cross country.
But I did that part too Iveski. They aren’t mutually exclusive.
At this point in my life, I regret skipping nearly every class to go eat fast food and play video games.
hahhaa, no offense uncle Phil,
Don’t feel bad Iveski. I sucked at school and cross country. And now at 40 my knees hurt all the time.
He’s trying to redeem himself by doing a clinical trial for Neuticles.
“Let’s see here, up up down down left right left right b a…”
i wonder who sent out the race invites.
“Here’s my new organization. It’s called CHEATSTRONG.”
Fuck this asshole! I used to look up to him and even defended him when people said he “must” be cheating. Then it finally comes out that he really WAS…???Just fuck him! And that’s all I have to say about that.
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