superficial

  1. As neither their fresh, drug-addled corpses nor their Chicago-style hot dogs ended up being “dragged through the garden,” it was a pleasantly surprising night in Vegas.

  2. Inner Retard

    We’re gonna pretend you’re the New York Knicks!

  3. cc

    I’m due for a romp with non-waif like girl like the one on the right. In fact, I’ve been due for about a decade now.

  4. I’d rather eat the hot dogs.

  5. EricLR

    I don’t want to put anything in my mouth that Pink has touched.

  6. You know the kinds of things that can fall into an industrial sausage press? Not excluding rodent hairs and bug excrement?

  7. caley

    “I’ll have a footlong *teehee*”.

    (Continued in next post)

  8. holy dang that chick on the right. so hoooottttttttttttt

  9. my butch lesbian neighbor has been cutting wood in her front yard for three days and has managed to erect only 4 feet of fence. At this rate, I’ll have to watch her ugly, hair infused granny panties bending over cutting wood for the next year.

    Sorry, I lost my train of thought. I come here for distraction from the lesbian. And that chick on the right is giving me a fever.

  10. crb

    However they started out, the looks on those girls’ faces tell me those hot dogs will not be Kosher by the end of the night.

  11. The mom-pants style needs to go. Immediately.

  12. This picture reminds me of a line from Clerks

    “I brought the orange one and… the orange one.”

    On an unrelated note, Claire looks like she would break me. And that would be okay.

  13. martina

    HOt dogs

  14. tlmck

    I would not touch those with a ten foot hot dog.

  15. I told my nephew ‘buy your dates phallic shaped foods He still thanks me for that advice.

  16. Which has more pork? These skanks or the hotdogs?

  17. A couple of pretties
    with
    legs, butts and titties.

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