1. “Ummmhummmm that’s right sweet thing… gonna tap that tonight…”

  2. Looks like he likes the smell of his own farts (or someone elses).

  3. Fletch

    Well he is at a Clinton function so I would assume he’s getting a hummer right about now.

  4. old bat

    “aahh yes – I could have all these motherfuckers killed right now if I wanted to”

  5. Crabby Old Guy

    Little does he realize, but Hillary is coming up fast on his right side ready to stick an ice pick through his ear. Her scream of here’s your “Clinton Global Initiative” rings through the auditorium as she cackles off stage.

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    You got to learn to read between the lines people. Clinton Global Initiative. CGI. CGI! Obama died before he could be sworn in. It’s all there in black and white. People are trying to get the message out, you just got to know where to look.

  7. Alfred

    What, me worry?

  8. Tad Bit Tipsy

    In head thinking….”You guys are so fucked… I got NASA to get me off of this fucking burning planet, bitches.”

  9. AtomicMug

    He should wave.

  10. The Brown Streak

    I see Monica Lewinski must be in the audience.

  11. Brad Brown

    All you dumb mutha fuckin’ crakers…

  12. dude!

    What the fuck does that teleprompter say now? “Oh….. Hi. My name is . . .. . “

  13. Mmmm… I’m thinking Arby’s.

  14. farting old man's wife

    These dumb ass fuckers believe everything I say!! It is good to be King!!!

  15. “…I know, right?”

  16. Mentally filling out a job application.

  17. SteveG

    “At least the Green Movement doesn’t care I’m a fraud”.

  18. Chet

    Finally, a roomful of assholes who still swallow my shit with a smile.

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