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“Ummmhummmm that’s right sweet thing… gonna tap that tonight…”
Looks like he likes the smell of his own farts (or someone elses).
Well he is at a Clinton function so I would assume he’s getting a hummer right about now.
Either that, or Clintons cigar is going for another dip.
“aahh yes – I could have all these motherfuckers killed right now if I wanted to”
Little does he realize, but Hillary is coming up fast on his right side ready to stick an ice pick through his ear. Her scream of here’s your “Clinton Global Initiative” rings through the auditorium as she cackles off stage.
You got to learn to read between the lines people. Clinton Global Initiative. CGI. CGI! Obama died before he could be sworn in. It’s all there in black and white. People are trying to get the message out, you just got to know where to look.
What, me worry?
In head thinking….”You guys are so fucked… I got NASA to get me off of this fucking burning planet, bitches.”
+1
He should wave.
I see Monica Lewinski must be in the audience.
All you dumb mutha fuckin’ crakers…
What the fuck does that teleprompter say now? “Oh….. Hi. My name is . . .. . “
Mmmm… I’m thinking Arby’s.
These dumb ass fuckers believe everything I say!! It is good to be King!!!
“…I know, right?”
Mentally filling out a job application.
nice
sheeeeeeeeeeeit son…you have got to be kidding…that bitch has never, and will never work an honest day in his entire life
“At least the Green Movement doesn’t care I’m a fraud”.
That’s hott.
Finally, a roomful of assholes who still swallow my shit with a smile.