superficial

  1. the old guy

    Did someone spill some coke here?

  2. Fester

    Evidently there are no curbs on the forest moon of Endor.

  3. Lemmiwinks

    How much for that doggy-style in the window?

  4. awe man, i thot ‘happy ending’ was gona be a puke shot or faceplant :(

  5. Fletch

    In other news, an earthquake hit yesterday registering 10.5 on the richter scale. Experts believe the epicenter was at a club in West Hollywood.

  6. Richard McBeef

    why do I find myself with my fingers crossed scanning the people in the background for a gun?

    • chasegrebb

      because you keep searching for evidence of a God that loves you and you are constantly disappointed/

  7. Alex

    She didn’t change height every much.

  8. Anthony

    This is not the first time nor the last time she’ll be on her knees.

  9. Atomicbeddy

    Oh Gawd! She’s eating pickle slices off the ground again!!!

  10. Abby Normal

    This is why dogs don’t wear high-heels, it makes it impossible to take a crap without getting some on your shoes.

  11. JC

    Please, someone move in for the curb stomp! PLEASE!

  12. LJ

    Snookie doing her Lindsay Lohan imitation…….and everyone says she’s got no talent.

  13. Buddy the Elf

    And here we see the Snooki, in its native environment.

  14. Ego, the living planet

    SNOOKIE YOU FELL!!!

  15. Cock Dr

    She looks pretty good from this angle.
    Something tells me this happens a lot.
    Also- that purse is horrid.

  16. Rosalie

    there is no snow in Hollywood
    there is no rain in California
    I have been to lots of parties
    and acted perfectly disgraceful
    but I never actually collapsed
    oh snookie we love you get up

  17. elaine benes

    That WAS a happy ending!!

  18. Venom

    The perfect end to the night for this piece of shit troll doll.

  19. Tad Bit Tipsy

    Proving Ewoks are out of their element in the urban jungle.

  20. Ponkur

    “Ah fuck, I think the scabs on my knees have just re-opened”

  21. AnnaDraconida

    Beautiful. If only Hell would’ve opened up to swallow her forever.

  22. cc

    She slipped in her own grease.

  23. How many times we gotta tell you that gum isn’t fresh?

  24. Kabe

    Dear TS writer:
    For covering this: F#@* you.

    • Fishtroll

      I almost said the same thing. Seriously? – this as the final five.

      But I have to say now that I truly enjoyed the sequence, and picture 27 is pretty much my favourite. You can’t beat unscripted moments like that.

      … and so it turns out I was wrong all along. Snorkie does have talent – she’s in for slapstick.

  25. The Brown Streak

    Who the fuck does she think she is? Lindsay Lohan?

  26. Abby Normal

    Granted, the curb was only about two inches tall but let’s be fair, that’s like, twenty-five percent of her height.

  27. Here comes the spew (Doo-doo-doo-doo)
    Here comes the spew (And I said)
    Lasts all night…

  28. tlmck

    Too bad Khloe was not behind her to step on this little bug.

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