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  1. Minky Wail

    He and Dave are gonna have a “Gap Off”

  2. Joe

    He just saw the previous photo.

  3. Deacon Jones

    He must be watching the shitty Giants

  4. Michael screamed, and just in the nick of time, the driver looked up, saw him, and avoided a collision entirely by steering the car straight through the gap in his teeth.

  5. stu

    16 hours of B.O. blocking powerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

  6. Bionic_Crouton

    “Wait right there. Kim Kardashian wants to meet you.”

  7. Vlad

    Guh-HAH!

  8. “Michael! Michael! Show us what you did to convince the producers to give you a job speaking English an hour a day!”

  9. The Howitzer

    BBQ shrimp… popcorn shrimp… broiled shrimp… baked shrimp… sautéed shrimp… shrimp kabobs… shrimp cocktail… shrimp gumbo… shrimp shrimp… shrimp soup… shrimp stew… shrimp salad… shrimp sandwich… shrimp burger… RUN FORREST RUN!

  10. Bigalkie

    Hey Michael, what’s 4×5?

  11. Fun fact: The Giants’ place kickers used Michael Strahan’s tooth gap to warm up before going out to attempt the field goals.

  12. Swearin

    It might take awhile to break the skin, but he is going to feast well on Ripa blood.

  13. Tidbit

    I thought Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern Show died?

  14. Did Mike Tyson finally get that awful tattoo removed, or am I just a racist?

  15. Raoul

    Well don’t get your dick stuck in the car door next time.

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