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  1. Deacon Jones

    “So then Kristin cheated on him with this director…and….and, give me a moment, this is emotional for me…..”

  2. EricLr

    Finishing a 2-hour explanation of how his love of theater made him not bathe today.

  3. Inner Retard

    I can feel his chest watching me. Waiting to let my guard down… Then it’ll strike!

  4. there is such a thing as too much cleavage.

  5. “And I think what I want to say is….hooooohaaaa?”

  6. “I was being harassed by this crazy yelling homeless guy for pocket change. I threw money at him and ran away into an alley. The guy was so intense, so real. Then it hits me like a flash and I thought to myself ‘What if I stop ‘acting’ my roles and start screaming them?’ Well, that was about 1990 and the results speak for themselves, Mr. Lipton.”

  7. wanker

    I dont’ think David Mamet was envisioning low-cut V-neck tee shirts when he penned Glengarry Glen Ross.

  8. suck it

    I’d still fuck him.

  9. cc

    Am I going to say ‘asshole’ with the same inflection as in the movie…weeell I don’t know.

  10. “…and that’s how I ended up with both the money, and the yayo.”

  11. I gotta admit, the Scarface vs. Beetlejuice movie looks like a real winner.

  12. SexJihaad9/11

    “I’m out here EVERY FUKIN’ DAY”

  13. marlo miceli

    ive had ‘other’ plans for his fair…but…whatev-

  14. “I sell Real Estate. What do you do?”

  15. Kneel Before Zod

    Is that a tuxedo jacket?

  16. Mr. Fu

    I love Al. One of the greatest actors of all time. But why does he insist on looking like a homeless Sicilian grandmother?

  17. “…because crew necks are for people who give a fuck, that’s why”

  18. Here we have Al Pacino brushing up for the lead role in his new film, in which he plays Al Pacino brushing up for the lead role in his new film, in which he plays Al Pacino brushing up for the lead role in his new film…

  19. squishy

    Nice to see Pacino utilizing the shower and his blow dryer…too bad he couldn’t find a shirt!

  20. “I coulda been a contenduh!”

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