Tom Cruise’s Scientology powers finally gave him the ability to turn invisible.

You just have to look at my shoes! They are sooo cute. I got them at this adorable little shop off Melrose. Their selection is not the best but my God, Pablo makes the best mocha lattes.

OMG I almost stepped on that crack an we all know I only like one type of crack.

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Justin Timberlake at the International Dog Show.

Shit.

“Dang it! Just stepped on latest my demo.”

That grass looks fake almost.

Jason Statham is not amused.

You can’t say no when the voices in your head start up with “Heeey Macarena!”

Yes, we all know you are “light in the loafers” Justin.

Nope, not gay at all.

Well, it’s one for the money,
Two for the show,
Three to get ready,
Now go, cat, go.

But don’t you cum on my blue suede shoes.

He just stepped in Jessica Biel’s career.

According to the, “There’s something on your heel” Homosexuality Test, he’s gay.

Hey justin, do NSYNC!

Invisible Dinklage is handsy.

Chamone motherfucker !

“Dammit! Would someone please curb Snookie next time?”

I’m on tha green carpet and i do a little dance like this, whooo! Step to the left girl, you’re my treble clef girl, whoo! I said, step to the left girl…………HEY, FUCK! YOU’RE NOT JASON STATHAM!

♫ ♪ “One-two-three, little kick, one-two-three, a little dip, then one-two-three, look down and to the left…c’mon, people, work with me, work with me…” ♫ ♪