It’s Lady Gaga and I don’t care what you call her.

Classy belt. And dress. And pose… Ah what the hell, skank!

Nom nom nom nom!

This feels like a straight up challenge to Kim Kardashian

Well I’m glad somebody likes big white cock for once….

By the end of the night the snake was desperate for any hole.

This is what we call “foreshadowing.”

You have to admit she knows how to get some attention.

And I was about to declare the other chick winner of the lingerie awards…. Didn’t realize there was a talent portion!

Ironically, this is the least disgusting thing she put in her mouth that evening.

This pleases Jon Hamm

Which reminds me, Prometheus Blu-Ray is 3 weeks away

so I was right. Porn awards. & ewww.

This is good, but you really need to see the rest of the trick… where she shits out a pair of shoes, several belts and a matching handbag.

I thought Kathy Griffin went blonde for a moment.

Her parents must be so proud of their little angel!

Coulda sworn that was Dina Lohan.

Who the hell does she think she is, Heather Brooke?

(Don’t Google that at work.)

With any luck, the salmonella will take care of her. With any luck.

There’s gonna be hell to pay when Shaq realizes his trousers are missing a snake.

What a shocker. Another anonymous bimbo from the UK with a shitload of makeup doing something stupid. She’ll be launching her own fragrance in a week.

I never thought I’d see anyone put Howard Stern’s 13-inch kielbasa swallower to shame.

“It’s a metaphor! Get it?”

Hey look everyone! I’m a whore!

Raw foodism is getting way out of fucking hand, man.

Yeah, it does look like you’ve impacted your molar. Got a bit of plaque here too.

Snake: Dang’it. No brains in here to feast on. Next!