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  1. EricLr

    See, I told my D&D group that wookies have kids!

  2. Joe

    That’s a Wookie tribal mark on her forehead, folks. No big deal.

  3. You refer to the prophecy of the one who will bring balance to the Force. You believe it’s this douche?

  4. cagster

    ..and you’re sure she didn’t just pick up a Cuban refugee?

  5. Billebuoy

    That kid needs a freaking haircut. I don’t care how cute people think he is.

  6. catapostrophe

    She named him Mason Miami Beach? How nuts!

  7. Juju

    I didn’t know Teal’c from Stargate SG-1 had a child.

  8. DeucePickle

    You know, in this picture, she looks pretty hot….well, from the waist up and the neck down, and not including the arms….pretty hot.

  9. Animal

    The Wookie (as she’s know here) looks like a tool with that jewelry but Mason looks downright badass with the hat and the dashing cleft chin. The boy will not lack ‘tang when he’s of age.

  10. Somebody call animal control, a sasquatch has captured Kid Rock!

  11. Christ, I thought China had a kid until I read the subtitle!

  12. tlmck

    Poor kid doesn’t stand a chance.

  13. Jade

    I didn’t catch what system lord she’s first prime for. Anyone recognize that symbol?

  14. dieter

    kim forgot to mention that you need to wash the pee off afterwards, otherwise it gets crusty

  15. Vlad

    Has anyone seen my key?

  16. Uncle Rodney

    No wonder she can’t get pregnant. Lamar’s spooge is made of gold instead of sperm.

  17. Contusion

    I hope no one kills a diplomat after this.

  18. Kid, take some advice from Chris Rock’s 1999 hit, No Sex (In the Champagne Room)

    “Take off that silly-ass hat.”

  19. The Howitzer

    Chewbaca and Yoda… next

  20. That child is the future of douchebagerry.

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