See, I told my D&D group that wookies have kids!

That’s a Wookie tribal mark on her forehead, folks. No big deal.

You refer to the prophecy of the one who will bring balance to the Force. You believe it’s this douche?

..and you’re sure she didn’t just pick up a Cuban refugee?

That kid needs a freaking haircut. I don’t care how cute people think he is.

She named him Mason Miami Beach? How nuts!

I didn’t know Teal’c from Stargate SG-1 had a child.

You know, in this picture, she looks pretty hot….well, from the waist up and the neck down, and not including the arms….pretty hot.

The Wookie (as she’s know here) looks like a tool with that jewelry but Mason looks downright badass with the hat and the dashing cleft chin. The boy will not lack ‘tang when he’s of age.

Somebody call animal control, a sasquatch has captured Kid Rock!

Christ, I thought China had a kid until I read the subtitle!

Poor kid doesn’t stand a chance.

I didn’t catch what system lord she’s first prime for. Anyone recognize that symbol?

kim forgot to mention that you need to wash the pee off afterwards, otherwise it gets crusty

Reminded me of something like this
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Has anyone seen my key?

No wonder she can’t get pregnant. Lamar’s spooge is made of gold instead of sperm.

I hope no one kills a diplomat after this.

Kid, take some advice from Chris Rock’s 1999 hit, No Sex (In the Champagne Room)”

“Take off that silly-ass hat.”

Chewbaca and Yoda… next

That child is the future of douchebagerry.