Your crack bag, ma’am.
Doesnt look stoned at all!
“Dump this for me will you? It’s full of puke.”
best comment of the day
LIKE! What’s with the faulty like buttons?? They’re always hit or miss!
I noticed that too,,,,sometimes they are grayed out and you cant click them
If you sign up you get pretty purple letters for your name and no greying-out. :)
Demi: Thanks for holding my purse, Ashton!
Valet: Ma’am, I’m not Ashton Kutcher. I just work here.
Demi: I love you too, sweetheart!
Oh no……she is following madona’s steps.
my first thought; the movie ‘death becomes her’. no special effects needed for Demi. gadzooks.
Demi: Everything in here?
Valet: Everything you asked for m’am. 1 joint. A helium balloon. 4 whip it’s. Six-pack of Red Bull. And the first season of That 70’s Show. Have a fantastic evening.
I blame Ashton for this.
And the economy. That’s his fault, too.
Um, how do you say “Hot Mess” in kabalah?
Now I feel horrible. All this time I’ve been blaming Rumor’s looks on Bruce. I’m very sorry, Mr. Willis.
Oh God, someone found the portrait.
Ashton was a champ for hanging in there for as long as he did.
Something tells me she was this way before the breakup.
The Young Man Seme…er…Serum that’s been keeping her young is wearing off.
Wayland Flowers may be dead but Madame just keeps on going.
She’s running from TIME
Is there such a thing as a “knee lift”? Cause that would at least be somewhere to start.
I miss the St. Elmo’s Fire Demi.
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