1. EricLr

    Your crack bag, ma’am.

  2. Crissy

    Doesnt look stoned at all!

  3. Minky Wail

    “Dump this for me will you? It’s full of puke.”

  4. ThisWillHurt

    Demi: Thanks for holding my purse, Ashton!
    Valet: Ma’am, I’m not Ashton Kutcher. I just work here.
    Demi: I love you too, sweetheart!

  5. Ronaldo

    Oh no……she is following madona’s steps.

  6. my first thought; the movie ‘death becomes her’. no special effects needed for Demi. gadzooks.

  7. Billebuoy

    Demi: Everything in here?
    Valet: Everything you asked for m’am. 1 joint. A helium balloon. 4 whip it’s. Six-pack of Red Bull. And the first season of That 70′s Show. Have a fantastic evening.

  8. Cock Dr

    I blame Ashton for this.

  9. your mom

    Um, how do you say “Hot Mess” in kabalah?

  10. Now I feel horrible. All this time I’ve been blaming Rumor’s looks on Bruce. I’m very sorry, Mr. Willis.

  11. Oh God, someone found the portrait.

  12. Matt

    Ashton was a champ for hanging in there for as long as he did.

  13. tlmck

    Something tells me she was this way before the breakup.

  14. lily


  15. The Young Man Seme…er…Serum that’s been keeping her young is wearing off.

  16. Wayland Flowers may be dead but Madame just keeps on going.

  17. LockNLoad

    It lives!

  18. SSHGuru

    She’s running from TIME

  19. Is there such a thing as a “knee lift”? Cause that would at least be somewhere to start.

  20. I miss the St. Elmo’s Fire Demi.

  21. Demi Mooretified

  22. I still would, just because of how hot she used to be. I’ll knock the dust off her pussy.

  23. BB

    Haggard comes to mind…

  24. “Bring this back to me…filled with the head of the Kutcher”

  25. noodle

    My goo! Give me my goo!! I’m falling apart you fools! GOOOOOOOO!

  26. Martina

    Joan Crawford comes to mind ….
    mommy dearest

  27. Mama Pinkus

    she is so desperate and sad

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