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  1. cc

    Mickey’s Peter Pan getaway shoes really complete that ensemble.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Who and why?

    My bad, I meant “Why, who, and why?”

  3. EricLR

    Why does Mickey Rourke always look like he’s been photoshopped by someone playing a cruel joke?

  4. Cock Dr

    Please never again with the Rourke muffintop.

  5. “Hey Kai, thanks for letting me borrow your belt, man.”

  6. Jade

    He’s got the legs of a skinny little girl, and he isn’t afraid to show it.

  7. HortonHearsABoob

    This looks like a caricature of James Caan declaring Tracy Morgan the winner of the Muscle & Fitness “Sleestak Head of the Year” competition.

    The only thing missing is Chaka in a tux holding up the actual trophy.

  8. They’re already filming Django Unchained 2?

  9. It’s Frankenstein’s monster in skinny jeans and Ving Rhames in one of Cee-Lo Green’s outfits.

  10. Well, at least Micky looks sincerely happy.

  11. Up till now I thought Mickey Rourke was about as ugly as he could get. Apparently not…

  12. Now that’s a saturday morning cartoon I’d pay good $$ too see

  13. Mickey should ghost his fuckin stylist.

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