Mickey’s Peter Pan getaway shoes really complete that ensemble.
Who and why?
My bad, I meant “Why, who, and why?”
Why does Mickey Rourke always look like he’s been photoshopped by someone playing a cruel joke?
Please never again with the Rourke muffintop.
The jeggings aren’t helping either
“Hey Kai, thanks for letting me borrow your belt, man.”
If that’s the Kai Green I think it is, I’m pretty sure he’s got a smaller waist then Mickey.
He’s got the legs of a skinny little girl, and he isn’t afraid to show it.
This looks like a caricature of James Caan declaring Tracy Morgan the winner of the Muscle & Fitness “Sleestak Head of the Year” competition.
The only thing missing is Chaka in a tux holding up the actual trophy.
They’re already filming Django Unchained 2?
It’s Frankenstein’s monster in skinny jeans and Ving Rhames in one of Cee-Lo Green’s outfits.
Well, at least Micky looks sincerely happy.
Up till now I thought Mickey Rourke was about as ugly as he could get. Apparently not…
Now that’s a saturday morning cartoon I’d pay good $$ too see
Mickey should ghost his fuckin stylist.
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