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30 years from now:
Honey Boo Boo: Still coming!
I thought it was Honey Boo Boo’s mom, but then I thought how dumb I am for stereotyping all large women in a bikini making a spectacle of themselves as someone just looking for attention in any way possible whether it’s demeaning or not.
Rochester is a few hours from my house, and trust me, it isn’t this big.
The saltwater crocodile suddenly felt very mortal.
Sugar Bear, get Mama June a towel will ya?
Laugh all you want. You should have seen how big she was before she swam to Australia.
This suit is not accurate. there are not 453 states in the U.S.
The perfect tribute to America.
“…aint that America…Somethin’ to see…”
The American Bikini is symbolic of the only country in the world where the woman pictured could be the proprietor of the following:
Bestselling Book – “Guide to Losing Weight and Getting Fit”
Website – “The Healthy Body Club”
Television Show – “The Biggest Loser”
Upcoming Book – “Been There Done Fat”
it must have been a huge flag.
Mysteriously enough, the one from the aircraft-carrier USS Enterprise has been missing for months…
This explains the recent rise in sea levels.
Is this a deleted scene from Pacific Rim
WTF??? Why are bikinis made in a size that big???
I’d defy anyone to masturbate to this photo.
I came to her twice today. Both times were powerful. Second time the droplets even sprayed up to my shoulder. I love this girl. It would be my dream-come-true if everyone else rejected her for not fitting into society’s bodyweight standards. More for me. She can always come to me to be comforted and ravaged with all the thrust action she’ll ever need. I’d make every one of her bedtime fantasies come true (at least the ones that involve a man).
I know what you’re thinking…but when the day started, it WAS a one piece!
Mooove over, bald eagles. There’s a new national symbol waddling through.
Thanks a lot, Fish :(
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