Poor girl. She got her dad’s tits and her mom’s thighs.

Too be fair I loo like crap too after a workout

Holy shit .. a gargoyle climbed down off its perch! Beware Gotham City!

Don’t get down on yourself Chelsea – you’re young, and will grow out of your awkward phase. Just look how nice your mother turned out!

That’s a nice body even though she only has an ok face. That’s the key. You gotta keep your body sexy if your face ain’t bringing it.

Proof positive that “good looks” do run in the family! Too bad she’s not from good looking family.

It really saddens me when I see victims of domestic violence all battered up and swollen in the face…

It is too bad her father had to veto the law that would have outlawed spandex on anybody other than uber-super-duper models. Too darn bad.

“Ugh! That dirty old man is rubbing up against those women at the bus sto… DAD?”

Well,her career is clearly not going to be troubled with a sex scandal.

Mom’s face and Dad’s thighs…yikes.

I think it’s a safe bet nobody has ever asked this woman for a blow job. Not even her husband.

She’s grown into a fine young woman.

My mommy and daddy are powerful, so I don’t have to be pretty–or vaguely humanoid.

I propose we get her and the Willis girls a ride to Winston Rowntree’s Museum of the Theoretical, see what happens.

the word “Woofcookie” comes to mind.

I like her.

When she was a little girl, you could look at her and just know she was going to be an unattractive woman…but then she blossomed into a very wealthy woman.

Just cut the head off and that’s a good start.