superficial

  1. Mr Smap Beav Sr

    Who dresses this fuck wad!! Fucking homeless dress better.

  2. On his way to halfsack’s funeral. I see he’s wearing his formal douchbaggery.

  3. Cock Dr

    Lactation stains on a shirt ain’t cool.
    Especially if it’s on a guy.

  4. Mohawk Disco

    Even for Katy Perry this was an irreconcilable difference. Can’t blame her.

  5. B&WMinstrel

    Ok, now you look like me Russell, but the point is it shouldn’t be an effort

  6. Mary Feeney

    A visual dictionary could use just about any photo of him under “Fop.”

  7. Buddy The Elf

    Allahu Akbar.

  8. dontkillthemessenger

    I just hope Audrey II is hiding in those bushes.

  9. K-Tron

    This is why joggers put band-aids over their nipples on cold mornings.

  10. Pine Table Fever

    Great job at trying to be inconspicuous, shithead.

  11. Gabe Kaplan

    This is just an ordinary day for Russel Brand. Having “consensual” rough gay sex with the homeless under an overpass and making the’ walk of shame’ in his parachute pants /bathroom.

  12. His outfit is like a chronology of Hollywood flops. From the top-down it’s Hancock, The Book of Eli, Don’t Mess With The Zohan, and the Pumas are just idk….

  13. Bonky

    Russel brand sports todays ensemble taken from a wide selection of garbage cans along 5th avenue in Skid Row.

  14. Hey Russell, those 4 guys keep calling to talk to you.

    Russell: “What 4 guys?”

    The Ringling brothers and Barnum and Bailey.

  15. That’s one way to beat sex addiction.

  16. cc

    Yank that toque over his chops, bang’em in the snout, then run. That would be sooo awesome.

  17. neo

    These put-downs don’t write themselves, people. Get to work!!

  18. Arzach

    STOP!.. Hammer time!

  19. We should put him in Jeff Goldblum’s pod with the Leto brothers. If everything goes according to plan, we should obtain maybe one normal guy plus a giant ball of rags, pubes, and douche we can safely set aside for the next Burning Man.

  20. EricLR

    Yeah, I don’t care who you were married to–no panhandling is allowed here.

  21. Swearin

    Uh oh, looks like Hipster Jesus has got the stigmata.

  22. Unbelievable…that fucking crop-duster missed him again…???

  23. Critical Cretin

    What the… I don’t even know?

  24. I’ve never seen anyone put so much effort into trying to look like they don’t care what they look like.

  25. AnnaD.

    How does that even happen

  26. I don’t understand the appeal of this guy. Not sexy, not handsome, not funny.

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