Who dresses this fuck wad!! Fucking homeless dress better.
Judging by the blood bath on that shirt, I’m thinking he killed a homeless guy for it.
On his way to halfsack’s funeral. I see he’s wearing his formal douchbaggery.
Lactation stains on a shirt ain’t cool.
Especially if it’s on a guy.
Even for Katy Perry this was an irreconcilable difference. Can’t blame her.
Ok, now you look like me Russell, but the point is it shouldn’t be an effort
A visual dictionary could use just about any photo of him under “Fop.”
I just hope Audrey II is hiding in those bushes.
This is why joggers put band-aids over their nipples on cold mornings.
They really do that? I thought that was just Andy from “The Office.”
Andy was really hurting, man! It’s a real thing.
Great job at trying to be inconspicuous, shithead.
This is just an ordinary day for Russel Brand. Having “consensual” rough gay sex with the homeless under an overpass and making the’ walk of shame’ in his parachute pants /bathroom.
His outfit is like a chronology of Hollywood flops. From the top-down it’s Hancock, The Book of Eli, Don’t Mess With The Zohan, and the Pumas are just idk….
Russel brand sports todays ensemble taken from a wide selection of garbage cans along 5th avenue in Skid Row.
Hey Russell, those 4 guys keep calling to talk to you.
Russell: “What 4 guys?”
The Ringling brothers and Barnum and Bailey.
That’s one way to beat sex addiction.
Yank that toque over his chops, bang’em in the snout, then run. That would be sooo awesome.
These put-downs don’t write themselves, people. Get to work!!
STOP!.. Hammer time!
We should put him in Jeff Goldblum’s pod with the Leto brothers. If everything goes according to plan, we should obtain maybe one normal guy plus a giant ball of rags, pubes, and douche we can safely set aside for the next Burning Man.
With our luck we’ll get one large John Mayer.
Yeah, I don’t care who you were married to–no panhandling is allowed here.
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