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He sucks, his movies suck, whatever, I know… but he still might be the least asshole douche in hollywood.
Pretty sure “asshole” in this context represents an adjective. Since it is a noun, try “assholey” or “assholiest” instead.
The correct term would be “assholean.”
Or he means anus cleanser?
Why does he always look like he has pubes on his face….get a fucking stylist you can afford it
Shave that pathetic attempt of a beard.
It’s a kind of sad when your beard is becoming white before turns into a proper manly flawless beard…
“I know Kung Fu”
That’s nice of Keanu to bring flowers to Kimmel for letting him on his show – much less crass than Keanu’s usual offer of BJ’s.
“Careful grabbing for those flowers, you might get a splinter.”
Is that The Solar System he has carved into his face pubes?
Looks like he’s going for the “sloppy Seneca Crane”.
You know a trip to the vet will clear that mange right up.
Don’t shake his hand, Neo! He’s trying to plug you back into the Matrix!
deja vu?
What the fuck, again?
Keanu received flowers from his biggest fan… His clone.
Can someone get Mr Reeves a magnet ? His Wooly Willy beard is all screwed up again.
Aww…these flowers sure made him a lot happier than that sandwich on the park bench
This picture is actually a superior performance to the one he gave in ‘The Devil’s Advocate’.
You can choose the red pill or the blue pill. Both are cyanide capsules.
Aw, how sweet, he brought some flowers to place on the grave of his career.
Even his beard is questioning his talent…
Will Wheaton needs to shave off the face pubes.
I would.
I’ve always kind of liked Keanu. He’s probably not the best actor in the world, but all the people from Hawaii that I’ve met have been really cool.
Does he not age AT ALL? I’ve always liked him. I have the feeling he must be a great guy.
“no, man whose sleeves are too long, these flowers are not for you”
don’t mess around Keanu your husband gave you those flowers (I wonder how time will take him to come outta the closet)
Love him, face-fuzz & all.
I met Keanu a few years ago when we were both surfing the same beach. He seems like a nice guy. But I wish he would smile more.
Clearly Keanu was going “a la Hunger Games” in his beard design……… Keanu: you’re doing it wrong.