2/10

illusory ass. i knew it was all a ruse to generate interest in boring british slags.

Still have never seen this chick from the front… Always her very average ass.

That reminds me, I need to do some ironing.

If I squint really really hard while using the Zoom function, I think I can make out the barest trace of an ass. That might be a smudge on my monitor though.

Don’t know if the spam filter will let it through but here’s a nude picture I did of her sister

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For as much as this chicks walks, shouldnt she have a way better ass?

If not, then why not get a fucking car?

Enough of this teasing! If the ass is so great, let’s see it naked already!

dat butt!

Oh, now I get it. I guess the British have a really dry sense of humor.

Poor girl her ass was upstaged by her hotter sister nakedness

I always wondered what those Brits were talking about when they kept mentioning their flats.

There is only a given amount of ass per nation, and the Winslet-Brook lobby has hoarded all of the UK’s stock.

Back on the old “Ass Pads” again. Prince Harry must be back in town.

British ass…

I’d bugger her… In the parlance of our times…

Pippa: Stuffed ass to get the attention off Kate at Kate’s wedding
Kate: Nude pictures to get the attention off Pippa’s ass
Your move, Pippa. Might I suggest dating mickey rourke?