I would. Right there in the parking lot. She’s even dressed for the occasion. Must be waiting for me. I have to go…
Weird. She just looks like she can’t find the car door to me…
God, why didn’t she take Cutler back to LA with her? He has been sulking around my city with his 5 o’clock shadow and sucking at football for far too long.
Chicago? Me too. Whiny bitch.
Fuck you, Jessica Simpson!
Oh sure, but when I drive my trans am around pantsless, everybody gets all freaked the fuck out!
Her legs are silky smooth. Shave your legs and you’ll get a different reaction I’m sure.
I guess she’s a MLF now.
I didn’t foresee the upside of the “no pants” look that Pam Anderson has been pushing of late.
did she forget her pants at the hospital?
Sans pants, just in case anything else is going to fall out of there.
unfortunately, the STDs are here to stay
I wish that day had been windy.
Imagine walking behind her when she’s on the rag.
Did she fall out of favor with the ‘Values Voters’?
Is this a trend? Please let it be a trend.
No, Travolta; I meant a female trend.
You understand that ‘a trend’ means ‘followers’, right?
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