Ban Ki-moon, Stevie Wonder and Michael Douglas at the 30th anniversary ceremony for 'The International Day of Peace' at the United Nations in New York City. (September 15, 2011)
Ban Ki-moon: “Stevie, you dress like blind man”
Stevie: “who dat??”
Michael: “I’m crapping in a bag”
This one was beneath you.
An asian, a black guy and a corpse walk into a bar….
Dude must get so laid at Comicon.
And upon seeing this trio all the world’s warring combatants immediately laid down their arms, turned to one another and embraced. Thus the New Age of world harmony & peace was born.
A nerdy Asian, a blind black singer and a rich white guy near death walk into a bar…
I should read more, someone beat me to this joke…
“You may be blind, but that doesn’t stop you from picking up the phone and checking what colour tie you should be wearing today.”
Asians, the blind, or the elderly,,,only one can win the title of “World’s Worst Driver”.
I’d hate to have to choose.
Do all of you fucktards who are making fun of the way Michael Douglas looks realize he is recovering from cancer? Real douchbags!
Holy shit, really? Wow, don’t I feel like an asshole.
As you should.
Then stop reading , you idiot.
Somewhere, Kirk Douglas is looking a this picture going “Who’s that old mutherfucker who looks like my dad?”.
Speak no evirr, see no evil, I’m banging Catherine Zeta Jones.
Is Stevie Wonder a damn vampire?
I swear he has not aged or changed in 20 years.
Yet again, Rose Kennedy is dusted off and wheeled out for some fresh and and a photo-op.
The three of them just farted in harmony.
The rumor around Washington, D.C. is that busts of these three gentlemen, along with a Native American, will eventually be on display as the front of the new World Trade Center. The sculpture will be called “Mount Mushroom.”
“WOW thats amazing, you can tell I’m asian just from felling my nuts”
I know he’s blind and all, but does he know he has a skullette?
“I CAN’T SEE SHIT!”
Someone please tell Stevie the Braided-Skullet ain’t workin’.
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