1. Practice! Practice! Practice!

  2. InkyBlack

    I hear that sometimes, the taste of cock can linger.

  3. I don’t know who he’s signaling but apparently there ARE people shorter than him…

  4. B&WMinstrel

    You know the way he only looks five foot six? I’m doing that with my mind! Scientology rocks!

  5. USDA Prime McBeef

    It’s L. Ron’s ghost that’s popping that out.

  6. EricLr

    I think he’s inviting the valet to visit his room.

  7. Colin

    He misses that feeling. His mouth gets so lonely when he goes out pretending to be strai– I MEAN MOVING MOUNTAINS WITH HIS MIND.

  8. There’s just something stuck in his teeth.

    Just a little dick!

  9. pipedreamer

    “Hmmm…Travolta’s right! It does taste like chicken.”

  10. I see the meeting with Mischavige went well.

  11. Missing: 1 Suri & 1 Kate. Bye-bye.

  12. RobN

    From the looks of that sweater, he’s been following Travolta to the boy’s department, again.

  13. Suckit Trebek

    Hmmmm MOOBS!

  14. Allison Wunderlan

    Let’ try this one more time: There’s not a jawbreaker in his mouth, John left 15 minutes ago. But oh… what an “imprint” he left!

  15. Bionic_Crouton

    Scientology’s messiah wears a v-neck and Ray Bans. Your move Christianity.

  16. Oh look, a gay squirrel keeping nuts in his mouth.

  17. He just saw the cage that shelley miscavige is being kept in

  18. jt

    nice rack, tom

  19. Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

    Man, those thetan ulcers will get you just when you least expect them to.

  20. Turd Ferguson


  21. meeps!

    Jesus, did he bite the tip off…?

  22. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    Way too easy.

  23. Urvag

    Now that’s the face of a man who’s getting ready for a Scientology convention.

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