She’s still hot and he’s still rich =12 year marriage going strong!

He looks pretty good for a dead guy.

Joe Estevez! Love your work, man!

If you zoom into his glasses, there are only two other people standing on the street. That’s either adorably sad or sadly adorable.

Have you met my daughte – I’m sorry, I meant my wife! Ha ha. I slip sometimes!

He has the pussiest cancer ever. How hard can it be to kill this guy?

She’s still stunned that he’s alive. Dammit! Should have been offed before I struck him with cancer!

Either she snorted cocaine from his shoulder or he has a severe case of dandruff…

Ladies and gentlemen I present you with the ghost of Kirk Douglas

She’s still fucking hot. She hit the jackpot with this guy. she’ll never have to work again. Just stay sexy.

Is that Michael or the ageless clone she had made.

“I still get to fuck her and you don’t” – MD

The sad thing is that this dead guy bangs more hot girls than I do alive.

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