1. I don’t like the looks of this Matrix reboot.

  2. He’s pissed because people keep disappointingly looking at his autograph and going, “You’re not Billy Bob Thornton?”

  3. I always imagine him sort of lurking around the steam room of a gym whispering…

    Peen? Peen?

  4. Remember John:
    1 tap = Oral
    2 taps = Anal
    3 taps = cop

  5. I bet his manifesto reads like a gay 50 Shades of Grey.

  6. catapostrophe

    He looks tense.

  7. InkyBlack

    A couple of apt pics by Ron Galella, pioneer pap.
    I think John may have wanted to be Sylvester’s Tweetie Pie.

    I can’t post links, presumably because I’m unregistered scum. Stick a www. in front of these and hopefully you should be good to go :)



  8. His rug must be at the cleaners…..

  9. UJ

    Is Paris a guy’s name too?

  10. Deacon Jones

    If this guy isn’t wearing “Where’s the Gay Hooker?” clothes, I dont know who is.

  11. Park

    Paris? Hum…I bet he’s there for the “baguettes”…

  12. “Hey Mom, the babysitter for little Johnny is at the door.”

  13. it had to be said

    Le Unibomber.

  14. How does he fit that lusciously full head of hair under that tight cap?

  15. jd

    That’s the look of a guy with some serious fucking Thetan problems.

  16. Crissy

    Did death come all over him?!

  17. kravdan

    I cant see his toupee or his beard…Kelly Preston.

  18. Anthony


  19. Suckit Trebek

    nope…still see the gay.

  20. JR

    … Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  21. mbcl

    “pssst … hey buddy can you spare a massage ?”

  22. dfg

    This is the look of the Gayminator, with the power to gayminate.

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