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I don’t like the looks of this Matrix reboot.
The Gay Tricks?
He’s pissed because people keep disappointingly looking at his autograph and going, “You’re not Billy Bob Thornton?”
I thought this was Vin Diesel, from the thumbnail.
I always imagine him sort of lurking around the steam room of a gym whispering…
Peen? Peen?
Remember John:
1 tap = Oral
2 taps = Anal
3 taps = cop
I bet his manifesto reads like a gay 50 Shades of Grey.
He looks tense.
Yeah…butt plug will make you that way.
A couple of apt pics by Ron Galella, pioneer pap.
I think John may have wanted to be Sylvester’s Tweetie Pie.
I can’t post links, presumably because I’m unregistered scum. Stick a www. in front of these and hopefully you should be good to go :)
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His rug must be at the cleaners…..
Is Paris a guy’s name too?
If this guy isn’t wearing “Where’s the Gay Hooker?” clothes, I dont know who is.
Paris? Hum…I bet he’s there for the “baguettes”…
“Hey Mom, the babysitter for little Johnny is at the door.”
Le Unibomber.
How does he fit that lusciously full head of hair under that tight cap?
That’s the look of a guy with some serious fucking Thetan problems.
Did death come all over him?!
I cant see his toupee or his beard…Kelly Preston.
Heisenberg?
nope…still see the gay.
… Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
“pssst … hey buddy can you spare a massage ?”
This is the look of the Gayminator, with the power to gayminate.