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  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    This is a bold ensemble that takes features from the Scottish Highland breed and mixes it with the beautiful white of a Charolais.

    Available exclusively at Sears.

    mmmmmMMMMMOOOOOOOooooooooo

  2. Cock Dr

    MOO

  3. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  4. henryhill

    These two deserve each other.

  5. Not as cool sitting on the Lane Bryant runway, is it, Kanye?

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    Yes Kanye, we know the mop was stolen.

  7. Nilf

    “Nigga I know you ain’t thinking about stealin my cow.”

  8. Spaghetti and meatballs.

  9. Kanye never wears a pair of shoes twice…or a fork apparently.

    Yet he uses a woman who was peed on, he’s an enigma of complexity.

    • w/e

      Could not click thumbs up when I need to.

    • KimLovrAustin

      Once he wears the shoes, he puts them up on ebay to auction them off to help pay fo the next pair and to feed the gold digger’s needs. Soon he’ll be auctioning off his used condoms or TP.

  10. Thank you for holding the door for me…and for not stealing my purse.

  11. Beaver Underground

    Kanye: Don’t be looking at my ho now! Hey, did you just call her a ho?!

  12. Crissy

    Thisshh ish my pushy, ok?!!!

  13. kravdan

    The valet looks just like Kanye West

  14. stratacat

    nice denim, cow herder.

  15. Jade

    Here’s Kim in her Walmart best living the simple life, and Kanye sporting this fall’s prison fashion line.

  16. Anthony

    If you zoom in you can actually see the seams starting to rip apart

  17. Stuart Goldbloom

    the ass is opening the door for the ASS

  18. Pilly

    It looks as if they’re both going to go to different places. She’s dressed to go catting around, and he’s dressed to beg for money from drivers entering a freeway in LA.

  19. Yikes

    Love the pairing of the Canadian tuxedo with the Jerry Seinfeld kicks. Clearly, the man knows fashion.

  20. Bionic_Crouton

    Fashion weak.

  21. 805fatty

    if you have front thigh cellulite – the dress is too tight. moooo!

  22. BillyRay

    Kanye sees you lookin at that ass. Kanye don’t like nobody seeing that ass but Kanye.

  23. Her stylist obviously hates her.

  24. KimLovrAustin

    Is it me or does Kanye seem like Kim’s man servant both in look and action. How much of a BITCH is one man willing to be, and continue being just to get in one woman’s pants. Reminds me of those loser kids that would just keep injecting themselves into every aspect of your life until you just didn’t have the strength to say no any more. I worked with a guy that fawed over a girl so much, if he wasn’t nailing her he looked like a huge BITCH, if he was nailing her, he looked like an even bigger BITCH. Nothing like hooking up with a Kardashian to reignite a plummeting career. When this ends, so will Kanye’s 15 minutes. FISH STICKS for Kanye.

  25. spartacus

    MMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  26. I ain’t sayin he’s a gold digger, but he ain’t messin with no broke fat ass Armenian chick.

  27. GEORGE BUSH DOESN’T CARE ABOUT MOPS

  28. Herself

    God forbid another day should pass without viewing a photo of Kim K., from the rear, wearing some hideous ensemble that is three sizes to small and looks as if it is struggling to hold back the Johnstown Flood. I am convinced that her clothing is sewn together with heavy duty piano wire.

  29. KimLovrAustin

    Kanye has outfitted his place and hers with dozens of video cameras, hoping to get enough footage to bid out after they break up and have his own sex tape. Why? He’s broke, he’s loosing fame and finally, no one believes she would really have sex with him. Especially after he announced how he spanked it to her old sex tape.

  30. Josie

    uhh wtf is she wearing???!

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