Is “zuma” his name, or the noise he makes when he motorboats those things?
at best he can rowboat those things.
but he’s got his tongue hanging out, so you gotta admire the kids form.
Man, they grow up into insufferable spoiled douchebags so fast.
Lose the smile, kid. Just because she’ll rub those in your face, doesn’t mean you need to rub it in ours.
“Alright honey, just ONE lick…but hurry up, before the paparrazzi sees!”
I didn’t know her kid was South African.
I wanna make a joke that includes the words, “Zuma zoom zoomed on those boom booms” but, I don’t know, my heart’s just not in it
Still get an “A” for partial effort.
I know how ya’ feel, kid.
“I know. My mom totally has a nicer rack than people give her credit for, right? They are right about my dad though. He’s a wanker.”
Kid, you got a long future of not bringing your friends home because they all want to fuck your Mom.
(unrelated to Stefani Pic)
okay, is anyone else on the superficial sick of seeing that disgusting thumbnail of the hag in the red bikini bending over as you scroll down to the comments? FUCK
you obviously haven’t seen the pic I’m talking about.
if you like that pic, may your chains rest lightly upon you, may God have mercy on your soul, and may we forget that you were our countrymen.
yeah, kids at school and life in the future wont tease him about that photo forever and ever and ever
I heard the paps always take pics of her with Zuma but never with Mentos or Chewbacca II because the other kids are afraid of the cameras.
Mommy, what’s anal sex?
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