Red hair? Check.
Legs I’d lick for 7 weeks straight? Check.
All those stems are missing is a couple of olives on the ends
She’s so hot and cute and sweet and yet she married a screaming pile of dog crap named Sacha Baron Cohen. What the hell is wrong with this woman ?
Bonky, just because he tricked you into licking his taint, when he was Brüno, doesn’t mean he’s a pile of dog crap.
In these parts we don’t use the term “taint”, we use “nacho”. As in “nacho” balls, “nacho” ass…
Very nice very very nice.
Oh yes, I do
Om nom nom. Still won’t go see the movie.
Woman in glasses: “OK, here’s your change. She’ll meet you in the alley. No foreplay, buddy! There’s a fuckin’ lineup.”
Not Diggitty Damm
She has perfect legs…feet on one end and pussy on the other.
Take note, Lindsay Lohan, this could have been you if you stayed out of the sun, kept your red hair, kept eating and never, ever did cocaine.
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