Robin Gibb reincarnated!
Drugs, it does the body skinny….
Jean Claude rode the roller coaster at Six Flags and it forced his plastic surgery to be transformed into a constant 8G Force expression.
Three seconds later, the front row was spin-kicked into oblivion.
I’m going to to the cook split kick thing for them as soon as I take my arthritis medicine.
Jean-Claude Van Death.
Is he wearing one of those giant banana hair clips on the back of his head?
I was wondering if he was wearing eyeliner.
“No, I don’t take it in the ass, but I could be persuaded”
Woman at right, throwing rocks: “I kick your ass!”
She’s Asian so correction: “I kick you ass.”
Prettier moobs than Cowell.
This UN refugee visit is working out better than his last five movies.
Jean Claude Van, Damn! what happened to your face?!!!
Your move Madonna
The facelift is NOT working, but that boob lift is making those puppies PERKY!
He’s giving Jennifer Aniston’s nipples arun for their money
Promo for the next Resident Evil, where a zombie is the one running from humans.
“I sold my suit to get cab fare to get here.”
Um, I remember when there used to be pink stars on this site that would cover precisely this kind of shit.
is there an echo in here?
Somewhere, a washboard player in a jug band, who broke his board, sees a solution to his problem.
I’d smile to if I banged Natasha Henstridge in her prime.
When was that? 20 years ago?????
Simon Cowel’s tit, er, um, stunt double.
When did Van Damme turn into a gay hairdresser? I used to warship the movie Bloodsport when it came out.
On his way to put on his dress, makeup, high heels and wig.
It’s not often with a red carpet pic of a star, that every front row fan visible behind them turns out to be better looking.
If he could act he’d make a great Joker in the inevitable Batman reboot.
I predict a sudden death with double impact!
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Jean-Claude Van Damme at a photocall for The Expendables 2 in Madrid. (August 8, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN