Come on, let uncle Rocky punch your meat around for a while.
Jason hated premieres. Reminded him of high school. When the jealous Has-beens gang up on the Still-somewhat-relevant and beat him up.
The other day you posted a pic of Sly among others and he was standing on a box to come close to the height of the other acts. No box needed here, or maybe they’re all standing on boxes.
Uh, oh…Looks like they figured out who pirated their movie!
Just found out who plays the girlfriend in …
“Expendables 4: Prison Rape Break”
That’s not Antonio Banderas, that’s a younger douche who has been in a couple of shitty movies.
Look, I dislike Kellan Lutz as much as the next fan of non-shitty actors but if he’s in a press photo, you should at least acknowledge him properly
“C’mon fellas enough with the wedgies !”
Sly always looks like he’s having an anaphylactic reaction to something.
Coochie, coochie, cooo!!!
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Jason Statham, Wesley Snipes, Sylvester Stallone, and Antonio Banderas at the German premiere of 'The Expendables 3' in Cologne. (August 6, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News