superficial

  1. JimBB

    Or, as Anthony Cumia titles it: “Lazy negro steals valued railroad worker.”

  2. Heywood Jablomie

    Get in my belly, I”m bigger than you.

  3. Good luck, dude. Try to have sex with her and you’ll kill her.

  4. Not if she’s on top… oh wait – maybe still.

  5. When I pick up Asian women the same way, they don’t smile like that. It’s usually a lot of kicking and screaming.

  6. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    Une petite apéritif

  7. “Imagine” how much weight he would have to lose to get a girl like that.

  8. Likely this was captured just moments before he threw her up in the air and swallowed her.

  9. Todd Palin

    I’d like to see him in honest and raw love scene with Taylor Swift. Ala Halle Berry and Billy Bob Thornton in Monsters Ball – except with a lot more anal, gagging and spitting.

  10. Swearin

    I’m all for more diversity in cinema but this remake of “The Bodyguard” looks stupid

  11. Nut bra

    The Brind Side.

  12. cc

    Tiger has really packed on the pounds since back surgery.

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