1. Marc

    “When I bought John Travolta’s old wig from Nick Cage he told me it would be a little tight but jeez!”

  2. Does he want his Two Dollars?

  3. John Cusack doing his dead-on impression of Pee Wee Herman.

  4. Dr. Hufurrrrr

    I like them French fried potaters.

  5. taboo or terrible

    I will always love the false image I had of you.

  6. PoorMaryKelly

    I can’t wait! I’ve been hoping for a flick about a 60 yr old paper boy.

  7. CptCreep

    I didn’t realize the Paperboy was about Steven Seagal…

  8. farting old man's wife

    What the hell happened to him???

  9. The Brown Streak

    So let me get this straight…the whole movie, I ride on a bike for 7 days down this one straight street delivering papers while avoiding bees, dogs, cars, and bullies, and I throw papers into the boxes of the white houses and smash the windows of the black houses? I’ll do it but isn’t that kind of racist? Oh, and there’s an obstacle course too?

  10. Cusack broke down when he was told that this whole movie was set up as a pretense to break it to him that his career was over and that he would, in fact, be delivering newspapers for the rest of his life.

  11. cutthecrap

    again, another once decent looking actor aging like complete shit!

  12. When you play a retard, don’t play full retard. Only go half.

  13. Is this the sequel of “Sling blade”?

  14. cc

    How about that? Wardrobe gave him some clothers left over from a movie about Chairman Mao.

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