superficial

  1. crabby old guy

    Yeah, we’re just as surprised as you are that anyone gives a rat’s ass about you.

  2. TomFrank

    With only seven weeks to go, Heather Locklear is poised to replace Christie Brinkley as the Internet’s new “Hot in Her 50s” star.

  3. Satan's bitch

    “Is that HER finger up my ass or HIS?”

  4. Penis not reacting. Something is either very wrong with me or her.

  5. Her left boob is doing it for me, the right one not so much…the blob in plaid not at all.

  6. LJ

    …Benefit “Pairing” Dinner… he, he.

  7. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    She looks all squishy like a water snake toy. This is oddly working for me.

  8. the_epidemic

    Watch. When I look at the ground, they sag to my knees.

  9. Here Heather Locklear proves once again that she can still proceed with her day while holding a mouthful of semen.

  10. all i see is gunt. face it shes thru :(

  11. RHawk

    The penis is cryin’,
    Can’t you see the tears roll down the street
    The penis is cryin’,
    Can’t you see the tears roll down the street
    I’ve been looking for my baby,
    And I wonder how old she be

  12. Fandy

    Aww she just forgot to put her dress on over her 1970 women’s playtex full size girdle, I guess her minds slippin a little

  13. farting old man's wife

    Trying to work a pubic hair out of her teeth!!!

  14. cc

    No Hep C to see here.

  15. GuyLeDouche

    Well that’s odd, my camera lens went telephoto all by itself…

  16. Love the new plastic surgery. Very natural.

  17. Shooting Stars benefit, huh? So, Heather will be shooting Denise Richards then.

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