superficial

  1. Tanzarian

    Whoopi lost weight.

  2. Say ‘hat’ again. Say ‘wat’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say hat one more Goddamn time!

  3. He went from Shaft to Aunt Jemima in the wink of an eye.

  4. Jackson is one of the greatest actors of our generation, and yet everytime the poor bastard step out in public, some asshole wants him to sign wants a photograph of Jedi Master Mace Windu.

  5. “Does this look like motherfucking Pillsbury Doughboy’s hat to you?”

  6. dontlooknow

    Say, isn’t that a Chanel jacket he’s wearing?

    • cc

      Hahah, I was going to say something like that too. He looks like he stole those clothes from a wealthy old Jewish lady.

  7. the_epidemic

    I told you I should have been in Smurfs.

  8. In my next project I play a package of chocolate JiffyPop.

  9. bbiowa

    Medea Goes to the Haberdasher

  10. looks half seminary half convent fuxupwida’

  11. chupacabra

    that black grower mama from “Weeds” is finally out of the house.

  12. cc

    Motherfucker, let me remind you whose clothes these are.

  13. The Brown Streak

    It’s amazing how often you can dress up a homeless man, and he’ll look exactly like Samuel L Jackson.

  14. GuyLeDouche

    It ate me: that bitch of a shark ate me!

  15. “You want me to motherfucking sign your motherfucking what, motherfucker?!”

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