Sheryl Crow poses with Clyde the Sea Lion at Sea World in San Diego. (August 3, 2011)
Um, you’re gonna have to help me with this one. Which is which again?
Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a sea lion gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.
+1000 for the Uncle Buck reference!
I’m Moley Russell’s wart!
Once you’ve gone pinniped, you’ll never go back.
Chicks usually require a commitment before giving up the backdoor.
Even Clyde the Sea Lion closes his eyes when he shags Cheryl Crow, and pretends she’s someone else.
god you’re mean.
I’m not here to make rich famous people feel good about themselves.
Sea Lion: “Pssst! Check out the man-flippers on this chick!”
Are you sea-lion enough to be her man?
Hey look! I’m having my picture taken with a Crow. Baark
Finally, a man with two balls.
Clyde the Sea Lion proudly displays his new Cheryl Crow tattoo.
Nobody’s supposed to know, but Clyde does most of the vocals on her albums.
“Whoa, Heidi Klum wasn’t kidding!”
looks like she is growing a seal whisker under her lip. oh dear, that was mean; i shouldn’t have said that. It’s obviously a mole
It would be kinda cool to swim with dolphins cuz I love animals. I’m all for peace and harmony between species but as far as being sodomized by seals, I’m not quite there yet.
Yeah and they’re so nice to each other too haha
Clyde: “I love the smell of rotting tuna in the morning.”
I’d take the sea lion over that plankton any day!
Well, she has slept with just about everyone in Hollywood, It’s Sea Lion time and next the Orca!
Don’t you think it’s time to was your pussy ? It stinks so much it is attracting Sea Lions.
maybe he can chew that dingleberry off her face.
After Kid Rock, not really that much of a step down.
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