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  1. crabby old guy

    Um, you’re gonna have to help me with this one. Which is which again?

  2. Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a sea lion gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.

  3. Once you’ve gone pinniped, you’ll never go back.

  4. DogBoy

    Chicks usually require a commitment before giving up the backdoor.

  5. Even Clyde the Sea Lion closes his eyes when he shags Cheryl Crow, and pretends she’s someone else.

  6. Lemmiwinks

    Sea Lion: “Pssst! Check out the man-flippers on this chick!”

  7. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    Are you sea-lion enough to be her man?

  8. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Hey look! I’m having my picture taken with a Crow. Baark

  9. the_epidemic

    Finally, a man with two balls.

  10. Clyde the Sea Lion proudly displays his new Cheryl Crow tattoo.

  11. JC

    Nobody’s supposed to know, but Clyde does most of the vocals on her albums.

  12. The Pope

    “Whoa, Heidi Klum wasn’t kidding!”

  13. barbosa

    looks like she is growing a seal whisker under her lip. oh dear, that was mean; i shouldn’t have said that. It’s obviously a mole

  14. PoorMaryKelly

    It would be kinda cool to swim with dolphins cuz I love animals. I’m all for peace and harmony between species but as far as being sodomized by seals, I’m not quite there yet.

  15. RHawk

    Clyde: “I love the smell of rotting tuna in the morning.”

  16. chupacabra

    I’d take the sea lion over that plankton any day!

  17. Fandy

    Well, she has slept with just about everyone in Hollywood, It’s Sea Lion time and next the Orca!

  18. SIN

    Don’t you think it’s time to was your pussy ? It stinks so much it is attracting Sea Lions.

  19. maybe he can chew that dingleberry off her face.

  20. Raoul

    After Kid Rock, not really that much of a step down.

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