You know how women always complain about losing a breast size when they lose weight? Simon doesn’t want to hear it.
He has tits just like Britney Spears!
“Do I really have to wait three days to call? Hmmm, maybe I could just text him.”
What’s Davey doing with my parrot?
Goddamn….those are some perky moobs.
Those pecks are pure rubbish.
Looks like Simon is suffering from gynecomastia.
His nipples look like they are running away from his sternum
strike that. I mean clavicle.. his nipples look like they are running away from his clavicle
He should hire Verne Troyer to mow him.
moobs. especially THESE boobs.
I’d still do him if I were single.
After years of having the perkiest moobs around, gravity has finally kicked in. Look out navel, here they come!!!!
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Simon Cowell in Saint Tropez. (August 3, 2011)
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