superficial

  1. You know how women always complain about losing a breast size when they lose weight? Simon doesn’t want to hear it.

  2. dontlooknow

    He has tits just like Britney Spears!

  3. SimoneDeB

    “Do I really have to wait three days to call? Hmmm, maybe I could just text him.”

  4. the_epidemic

    What’s Davey doing with my parrot?

  5. Cock Dr

    Goddamn….those are some perky moobs.

  6. Jack

    Those pecks are pure rubbish.

  7. .

    Looks like Simon is suffering from gynecomastia.

  8. barbosa

    His nipples look like they are running away from his sternum

  9. PoorMaryKelly

    He should hire Verne Troyer to mow him.

  10. chupacabra

    moobs. especially THESE boobs.

  11. Blech

    I’d still do him if I were single.

  12. After years of having the perkiest moobs around, gravity has finally kicked in. Look out navel, here they come!!!!

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