“Bear Blu Jarecki”? Why didn’t you just name him “Kick The Shit Out Of Me”?
With a name like “Bear Blu” that poor bastard’s career options are limited to either barista or wind chime vendor at the local farmers market.
What about college football coach?
That’s not a real bear…that’s too small to be a real bear.
and then Daddy duct taped my mouth and put me in the trunk of his car.
“We wanted to call him Pooh, but it didn’t seem fair on him.”
But you have to admit this trio is a more convincing family than most, if not all, other celebrities and their families. I think they’re great together.
That’s a cruel way to say “I hate you” to your son
Poor kid is confused as to who mommy is suppose to be – the weird chick with crooked lips/mouth problems or the douche wearing a headband?
wow is she slimmin down just nicely
You’d be crying too if that was your daddy!
Well she’s down the crapper….bye Alicia I loved you
The poor little thing just realized with his stupid name he will never touch a boob besides mommy’s!!
“We’re going to go to see Auntie casey, yes we are! Yes we are going to go see auntie Casey! I bet she’ll just eat you up, Yes she will!”
What’s your name?
Bear Blu Jarecki
Did that guy just swear at me in Ukrainian?
That doofus beside us is my daddy? I’m a genetic freak, too??? WAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Congrats! He is so precious
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