1. “Bear Blu Jarecki”? Why didn’t you just name him “Kick The Shit Out Of Me”?

  2. With a name like “Bear Blu” that poor bastard’s career options are limited to either barista or wind chime vendor at the local farmers market.

  3. That’s not a real bear…that’s too small to be a real bear.

  4. the_epidemic

    and then Daddy duct taped my mouth and put me in the trunk of his car.

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “We wanted to call him Pooh, but it didn’t seem fair on him.”

    • Blech


      But you have to admit this trio is a more convincing family than most, if not all, other celebrities and their families. I think they’re great together.

  6. Arzach

    That’s a cruel way to say “I hate you” to your son

  7. duh!

    Poor kid is confused as to who mommy is suppose to be – the weird chick with crooked lips/mouth problems or the douche wearing a headband?

  8. wow is she slimmin down just nicely

  9. sc4play

    You’d be crying too if that was your daddy!

  10. Fandy

    Well she’s down the crapper….bye Alicia I loved you

  11. farting old man's wife

    The poor little thing just realized with his stupid name he will never touch a boob besides mommy’s!!

  12. The Brown Streak

    “We’re going to go to see Auntie casey, yes we are! Yes we are going to go see auntie Casey! I bet she’ll just eat you up, Yes she will!”

  13. cc

    What’s your name?
    Bear Blu Jarecki
    Did that guy just swear at me in Ukrainian?

  14. That doofus beside us is my daddy? I’m a genetic freak, too??? WAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

  15. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Congrats! He is so precious

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