He Kutchered the beautiful out of her.
Suddenly I feel like going bowling.
Is this just an incredibly long and involved Punk’d, where Ashton gets her to date him and he has sex with her and feeds her fried chicken 5 times a day and then he pops out from behind a curtain and is all, “You’ve been PUNK’D!”
And then she takes a handful of oxy with a bourbon chaser.
Meh. Still would.
No shit! And you’d be damned fortunate to.
First a hunk like McCauley Caulkin, then a genius like Ashton Kutcher…what chance do us normal folks have?
I first thought she had Daddy issues – but what amalgam of Maculay and Ashton would make sense in that respect?
This is fucking *marriage* weight.
Once again, let’s all give a big thanks to Ashton.
clearly she’s getting all the calories Demi used to spit out…
Sex with Ashton Kutcher causes either extreme water retention or anorexia…there’s no in between.
So the Paul Simon face wasn’t an anomaly.
jesus…how much fluid is Kelsoe pumping into her?
I know! It seems like she gets a little puffy and bloated for a few days every month. WTF?
Who thumbs down a PMS comment? Oh…
Every man ever.
PMS is just an excuse women use to be fat bitches every month.
I’m telling my wife this tonight.
It was nice knowing you.
I’ll toast to you, “That Flynbyu…he was a good man”
The wife has a good sense of humor.
“Fuck you!”- My Tampon
Seriously, is she turning into Meg Griffin?
“Right above my vagina I want you to put ‘Ashton was here. And he’s going to be right back!’ and a tiny red rose.”
never thought she was stunning, but she looks so bloated and aged recently. an example of a female who cannot carry any additional weight or she looks like rosie odonell
I’ve always thought she was a beauty but she seems to be suffering the Eastern European curse of aging a decade in a day. I wouldn’t be surprised if next week we she her beating a little kid with a wooden spoon while wearing a Babushka.
Ha ha! I remember being on the receiving end of the wooden spoon a few times in my youth!
I… I don’t even know what to say.
moon pie anyone?
Hmm… Found a lookalike that is potentially hotter http://cheezburger.com/6552968704?utm_source=trans&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=transglobal
Fail, meant to reply here. Question still stands!!
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