1. Contusion

    She probably thinks he’s Dane Cook.

  2. He must be working on his kerchief tying merit badge.

  3. Look at me Ma! I’m Superman!

  4. “Who else wants an autograph? From me, Nick Carter? Member of the Backstreet Boys? I once met Justin Timberlake! He said he loved my work! And then he punched me! Anyone?”

  5. obviously has settled into retirement age well…

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “Sorry, doesn’t matter how big you are you must be accompanied by an adult. And no going home and putting on long trousers, I never forget a face.”

  7. LJ

    Uhm… that thing in his left pocket… that can’t be… can it?

  8. Matty

    “Sweater or scarf… sweater or scarf… sweater or scarf… I know, BOTH!”

  9. CK

    That thing around his neck is so gay it should have its own parade.

  10. “So I’ll sign this ‘To Helen with love from…’ — oh my god, I’d love to fuck that blonde over there…”

  11. Bigalkie

    Nick Carter has arrived musically. He beat out zero other contestants and is now the lead singer in The Bay City Rollers cover band, Saturday Night.

  12. JungleRed

    She thinks she’s getting Beck’s signature.

  13. “Miss? Miss? Hi! I love your hair color! can I have your autograph? Thank you, thank you soooo much! OHMAHGAH A PLAID SHIRT! Excuse me, sir? Sir? I love your shirt! Can I have your autograph?”

  14. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    Beck is looking good these days!

  15. So is this confirmation that he’s gay?

  16. Jakehotep

    He lost his career, his fame, his fans. But he got to keep the clothes.

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