The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.30.12
Jennifer Love Hewitt in Los Angeles. (August 29, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.30.12
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And all the flies were finally able to go home.
I will not zoom in. I can’t afford therapy.
Clearly the Superficial’s most faithful posters are either catty, jealous girls or gay men. So much hostility toward the fine female form!
I’m a catty and jealous straight dude is that OK?
I remember a time we were just called dicks and cunts. I miss the 80′s.
Settle down there, Tony.
Man that’s prime stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don’t always sit on top of cars with my legs open, but when I do, I prefer to have photographers nearby.
Awesome.
“The least interesting woman in the world.” Lol, nice one.
Her contract with the Vajazzle people expired a little while ago.
They had to rename the product.
See http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/paris-hilton-got-in-a-fight-with-the-paparazzi/paris-hilton-paparazzi-fight-panty-flash-0627-01#comment-10262591
Fortunately she was able to quickly enter the General Lee and speed off…evading Boss Hogg and Sheriff Rosco Coltrane once again!
Fuck you my friend.
So her other car has a Confederate flag on top?
I would fuck the crazy out of her. I have a lot of free time.
Or just fuck her like crazy?
Now this boys and girls is the picture of the week!!!
Looks like someone is finally waking up from another successful date. Once the dizziness goes away, she’ll be off to pick out engagement rings.
Wider , Wider , please
Kicked out of yet another guy’s car for asking him what kind of wedding cake he prefers on the first date.
This is only one of three vagina’s she has picked out
Moderately funny comment but let down by being an apostrophe tard.
What the hell is she doing climbing around on the tops of automobiles? Is it some sort of new celebrity pastime or something?
Sad. After all that vajazzling talk I kind of was expecting her uncooked cookie dough area to look like a disco ball.
Dude, I thought that was Posh Spice at first. Then I thought to myself, “Wait, I don’t see any icicles.”
♫ ♪ ♪♫ You’re body was a wonderland. ♪♪ ♪♫
You are body was a wonderland? Doesn’t make sense.
So the Internet doesn’t get subtlety. Check. I’ll go back to my regular comments.
You guys know you want to bite that!!
what exactly is she doing?
It looks like she might be maneuvering her way over a car that is in a tight parking space.
Something I wish she would do often!!!
How sad…. resorting to a staged upskirt just go stir some interest.
Sweet.
caught her in mid dukes of hazard car slide! Nice!
Not on a car,
not in a tree,
not in her vag,
leave my eyes be.
Not with a jolt,
not on a boat,
not anywhere,
especially not in your throat.
I do not like your eggs and wallet of ham,
I do not like them Sam I am.
I see London, I see France…I see someones birth canal.
There are easier ways to feel things vibrate.
What’s with the thick black line going all the way down her face? Is this pic even real?
Heheh! I’ll bet she spent hours putting it together herself. She just hasn’t really got a good grasp of Painter5.
Panties.
Woke up in a strange neighborhood on top of a car again.
How I wish she wasn’t wearing underwear. Why can’t you be sluttier and go commando, JLH?
I’m sure it doesn’t look beat up….Think about it. Jaime Kennedy for God sake.
I’d do her. In a vajazzeled minute!