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  1. Contusion

    Absolutely perfectly normal couple right there. Just regular people.

    • BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

      “You think we’re crazy? Yeah we’re crazy all right, crazy like a fox!…. With rabies!”

  2. USDA Prime McBeef

    I bet Winona Ryder fucks like a mad bitch.

  3. Roseanne Barr

    Love Ray Liotta. I would!!

  4. Winona Ryder: “Ha, ha, ha…you’re so ugly now!”
    Ray Liotta: “Oh yeah, why don’t you go shoplift another outfit and set your career back another 10 years?”

  5. it had to be said

    Notice Liotta has his hand firmly on his wallet. Smart move.

  6. IndySteel

    Hold on Ray, I’ll go steal you a tie.

  7. EricLr

    Wow, that ping pong ball still hasn’t come down yet!

  8. tlmck

    The Hoff is dating Winona Ryder now?

  9. ♫ ♪ “Happy trails to you…until we meet again…” ♫ ♪

  10. Dish

    Winona: “Cackle, cackle, I just shoplifted your soul!”
    Ray: “Errmaaahhgerrrrddd!”

  11. Buddy The Elf

    Really?
    That’s the best logo they could come up with for Festival #69??
    I had a better one planned.

  12. I’ve always thought Ray Liotta’s face looks like one huge scar.

  13. I have the biggest crush on Winona Ryder, she’s a classic beauty. Too bad we don’t see much of her anymore.

  14. Neko

    He seems to be channeling Christpoher Reeves here.

  15. Jakehotep

    “I love watching flying tigers 69!”

  16. Better keep your hands on your wallet around her Liotta.

  17. Bionic_Crouton

    Getting fucked by Winona and Lindsay would be they have you take them shopping. They take your wallet and leave you with the bill.

    Congratulations. You’re fucked.

  18. Lohan's Parole Officer

    They’re screaming for their careers.

  19. DLS

    HAHA! I thought Ray Liotta had better choice in women, But I guess I was clearly wrong, And The poem I wrote was clearly right. Ray Liotta was an image I , or should I say. HE!!!!! Just Blew, BIG TIME!!!!! :(

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